RoastMy.CV
AGENT ONLINE
AI Resume Agent — built for the UAE job market

Would your CV survive
a Dubai recruiter?

Get your real ATS score in 30 seconds — free, no signup, no card. Graded against how UAE and Gulf recruiters actually screen CVs, not US templates. Want it fixed? $24.99 gets your CV rebuilt and your LinkedIn profile done — 2-in-1.

Upload PDF or Word (.docx) — or paste below

No signup. No credit card. Just the truth.

Score in ~30 secondsNo account neededUAE & GCC hiring normsCV + LinkedIn fix, 2-in-1 — $24.99

No LinkedIn profile? We build it for you.

Upload your CV and the agent creates your complete LinkedIn from scratch — headline, About, every role — as a copy-ready PDF. Included in the full package.

Sample roast — not your resume, just a preview

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“Two pages of ‘responsible for’, no visa status, not a single number — a Dubai recruiter has no reason to keep reading past line three.”

2-in-1: CV + LinkedIn

The full package doesn’t stop at your CV — you walk away with your LinkedIn sorted too, whichever situation you’re in:

Have LinkedIn? We sync it

Recruiters cross-check your LinkedIn against your CV before they ever message you. A different job title or dates that don't line up reads as a red flag. We rewrite your profile so it tells the exact same story your CV tells.

No LinkedIn? We build it

Just paste or upload your CV — the agent builds your complete profile from scratch: headline, About section, a summary for every role, plus setup tips. Delivered as a copy-ready PDF. Nothing else needed from you.

Why CVs get rejected in the UAE

Most CVs here fail before a human ever reads them. The agent checks for exactly these — the things US resume tools never look at:

Written for the wrong market

US/UK templates and advice don’t match how Gulf recruiters screen. Two pages is fine here; languages and location matter more. Your CV is graded against UAE norms, not American ones.

Location, visa & notice period invisible

UAE recruiters filter on these before reading a single bullet. If yours are buried or missing, the agent flags it — silence gets you auto-rejected.

Missing the keywords Gulf filters scan for

GCC market exposure, Arabic, and locally recognized certifications (DHA, SCA, KHDA, RERA…) are weighed where your target role calls for them.

Vague duties instead of numbers

“Responsible for sales” loses to “grew sales 22% in 12 months” in every market — the agent counts how many of your bullets carry real metrics.

How the agent works

1. Drop your resume

Upload the PDF or paste the text. No signup, no card.

2. The agent scans it

Live analysis across 6 recruiter-grade criteria — ATS parsing, quantified impact, keywords, verbs, structure, clarity — graded against UAE hiring norms.

3. Score + the fix

Your score and roast free — or unlock the full rebuild, rubric breakdown and LinkedIn match for $24.99.

What you actually get

Free

The score

  • Your resume score, 0-100
  • One roast headline, straight to the point
  • 2-3 quick general tips

$24.99 · one-time

The full package

  • Everything in Free
  • 6-criteria score breakdown — see exactly why you got your score
  • Full strengths, weaknesses & section-by-section review
  • Your resume rebuilt in the highest-ATS-passing template
  • LinkedIn profile rewritten to match your resume — or built from scratch if you don't have one
  • Unlocks instantly after checkout